The On-The-Go Meal Built For Blue-Collar Workers Who want to lose weight but don't have time to diet and exercise
150 calories. 20g protein. 30 seconds.
The chocolate shake that swaps out 3,000+ calories of gas station garbage a day.
You're not fat because you're lazy. You bust your ass 12+ hours a day.
You're fat because breakfast is from a gas station, lunch is a drive-thru, and you snack all day because you're never actually full.
That's 3,000+ calories of garbage before you've even sat down.
Here's how to finally lose the gut with zero meal prep, zero gym, and zero rabbit food.
You eat like sh*t because it's convenient. This is more convenient.
Gas station breakfast, drive-thru for lunch. You eat it because you don't have time to spend in the kitchen. You need something quick.
Healthy has never been faster than junk. That's the entire reason you eat junk.
So we made it faster.
A sachet in your lunchbox. Water. Shake. 30 seconds.
Faster than the drive-thru line. Cheaper than the drive-thru. And it's an actual meal.
You stop fighting cravings all day.
Everything you eat right now, gas station, drive-thru, whatever's in the break room, is sugar and grease with no real protein in it.
It spikes your blood sugar, then leaves you empty two hours later.
Empty tank plus a crash causes cravings. So you grab another one. Which spikes you and empties you again.
That's the loop. Junk food makes you hungry for junk food, and you've been in it for years.
A meal with real protein, fiber, vitamins & minerals doesn't spike you and doesn't leave you empty. Full at 10. Full at 3.
The craving never shows up, so there's nothing to fight.
Tastes like something you'd drink even if it wasn't helping you lose weight.
Most meal replacement shakes taste like chalk and dirt. They digest fast and you're starving again an hour later.
The test when we built ours: would a guy drink this even if it did nothing for him?
If the answer was no, we reformulated.
It tastes like a real thick shake. Something you genuinely look forward to drinking every single day.
90-Day money back guarantee.
Take a video of your exact starting weight, take Meal Replacement Shake every single day for 90 days, if you don't lose weight we refund your order.
One Sachet. An Actual Meal.
The Tradesman Nutrition Meal Replacement Shake was made by blue-collar workers, for blue-collar workers. Rip a sachet, mix with water, 30 seconds. A 150 calorie chocolate shake that keeps you full for hours.
🥤 An Actual Meal
150 calories with 20g protein and 6.8g fiber. Keeps you full for hours.
🍫 A Real Thick Shake
You'd drink even if it wasn't helping you lose weight/
⏱ 30 Second Prep
Sachet, water, shake. Faster than the drive-thru line and cheaper too.
🍔 Kills Cravings
When you're actually full, the gas station stops calling. No willpower required.
What One Shake + One Shred Stick Swaps Out
Every swap from clock-on to quittin' time.
Every Single Day
What The Math Says
You'll Lose
One shake and one Shred stick a day, or two shakes and a stick. Drag the slider and see where the math puts you, week by week.
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Straight-line math: your daily calorie cut × 7 days × the weeks on the slider, at 3,500 calories to the pound. Estimates, not guarantees. Your results depend on the rest of your day.
We Do Things Differently
| Tradesman Meal Replacement | Typical Diet Shake |
|---|---|
| Made for blue-collar workers | Made for office workers |
| ✓ 20g protein per shake | ✕ Usually about half that |
| ✓ 6.8g fiber, full till lunch | ✕ Hungry an hour later |
| ✓ 2g sugar | ✕ Loaded with sugar |
| ✓ Tastes like a thick chocolate shake | ✕ Tastes like dirt |
| ✓ On-the-go sachet, easy prep | ✕ Scoops or blenders |
Guys Like You, A Few Weeks In
★★★★★ 4.9/5 Rated
"Tastes amazing and actually works."
I have been taking this and the shred every single day for the past few weeks it does exactly what it says it will and taste great.
"Convenient"
ive bought meal replace shakes before but never stuck with it because they tasted like crap and how am i meant to bring a big ass tub to work every day, this is quick, easy and taste is awesome.
"30 pounds in 30 days"
Very happy with my progress so far, I have a long way to go but I know I will get there using the tradesmans products.